Diaries of a “Professional Eater”
December 6, 2009 by cheekymunchkin
This weekend we were getting ready to go to a party. Well we were supposed to be! While the Hubs was actually getting himself ready, I was making myself yet another meal this one some spicy bhelpuri (a spicy tangy salad with rice krispies) and Cheeky was playing! Our bedroom was transformed into a bus and the Hubs was dubbed the driver while Cheeky declared himself the conductor of the bus! And then he called out to me “Hey Professional Eater, come get into the bus and eat” he called! True to name, I entered the bus bowl in hand the hand to mouth motion not stopping for even a fleeting second!
The hardest part is satisfying the urges of my taste! My tongue has a mind of its own which requires me to slave over the stove for hours to come up with some spicy, tangy concoction which I proceed to polish off in less than 5 minutes! Between that and the barf parties I pretty much have my hands full! I am very familiar with the patterns of the bathroom floor and the smells of the nooks and crannies of this household! Meanwhile, between the eating, sleeping and barfing… I have a full day ahead of me!
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